Yeah, I'm still here. I'm back home in Calgary for the summer and so far I've been spending my time looking for a job. No luck at all, so I'm taking a quick break. Here, have a meme.

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1) Name? - Allison
A woman defined by brains, beauty, class, and membership in the upper echelons of society. Can usually be found wearing pearls or sorority letters.

2) Your Age? - 21
The age at which one is finally considered human.

3) One of your Friends? - Morgan
She's the most beautiful girl you will ever see. Every feature that she posseses is engraved in your mind from the second you lay eyes on her. Morgan is not limited to just physical features, her personality is equally as beautiful.
You wonder how it is that a person this extraordinary can exist, but find yourself just appreciating the fact that she exists, and even better yet, that you know her.

4) What should you be doing? - Looking for a job
When someone smokes the cannabis all day, drinks beer and gorges themselves on sweets. This is primarily done when one has a wife, girlfriends, friends or roommate. He then lies to them and says he was "looking for a job."

5) Favorite color? - purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

6) Birthplace? - Calgary
The best city in Canada. Has the Flames, the new Stampeders, and the Calgary Stampede, the greatest outdoor show on earth. Madtroll, you are a dick and have probably never been to Calgary. It's a beautiful city full of life and culture. You are probably a redneck bumpkin living in Alabama. But that's besides the point. Calgary is a great city. Hot girls, good bars, good times.

7) Birth Month? - September
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

8) Last person you talked to? - Dad
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"

9) One of your nicknames? - Allie
(a) A name usually given to females and is derived from the male names "Alexander, Alessandro"
(b) Short for "Allison, Alexandra, Alexandria, or Alessandra."
(c) People with this name are usually goodlooking/attractive, smart, funny, and very nice.
(d) It literally means "protector of mankind"

And I tag...whoever wants to do this!